Friday, September 15, 2006

El Stupido...

I read with amusement on Mary Schneider's musings from The Star about this supposedly miracle pill that can cure stupidity. Imagine what I'll do if I have that pill in my hand. In fact I can think right off my head on who needs the pill with immediate effect too. Here's the top 10 list of people who will be given foremost priority treatment.

1. MP's who bitchs and whimper in Parliment because he can't buy the michidis bens he wanted.
2. Politicians who implements ruling and spread all over the media and then overthrows them the next day.
3. Younger politician wannabe's who slurs racial remarks and then buat dunno and denied what they said.
4. Malaysian drivers who obtained their kopi "o" license and doesn't know that indicators exists in every car.
5. Mat rempits get 3 times dosage!!!
6. Utilities dept.'s customer service personnel who are just too dumb to read and process application forms.
7. Government service personnels who have turned into vegetables because their fat asses are permanently plonked in the staff canteen.
8. Lying elderly people who have nothing to do and trying to be politician wannabe's, terrorising their condo neighborhood.
9. Not so elderly people who have not enough grey matter to think on their own, supporting these elderly terrorist. (please refer to no. 8)
10. Customers who doesn't know that their 1 sen cannot by the world and make people kiss their feet.

Stupid people!!!!!! I'm not in a good mood. Blek!!!!

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