Criterias to successful career in the shipping industry

Here is a general guide line on the the essential criteria for those who are interested in exploring the wonderful world of shipping and logistics.

1. A general degree is not a must, but people with skills in extreme lying, pushing away responsibilities, and blurness to ones surrounding is essential.

2. You must be deaf (or at least appear to be one), since you are required to act oblivious to the phone ringing till it's off the hook.

3. You must be highly experienced in computer skills such as MSN messenger, porn search engines, and entering chat rooms.

4. Additional skills to look out for are ability to down alcoholic beverages like there's no tomorrow and start to cuss and annoy everyone around you before vomitting onto the girl's lap who is sitting next to you.

5. Personal attributes should include, extreme foul language (preferably in Hokkien), having annoying loud techno music as your ringtone, talking even louder on the handphone and every thing that does not equal to finess, poise and good manners.

6. Tardiness and frequent forgetfulness to appear for appointments will be highly regarded by your future employers.

7. It is ok to not want to learn the local network system since you are not expected to stay for more than 6 months in a particular company anyway.

If you fit the above dsecription, then CONGRATULATIONS! You have just found a new industry that will fit you like a glove.