I Just got a call from a fuming friend stating what happened last night when she was shopping at a mall downtown. This is a replay of the conversation...
Fren: (Accidentally brushed the arm of a woman). Opps, I'm sorry.
Woman: (Turned her tong drum body and revealed a garishly made up face with chunky jewellery all over)... OOOIII!!!! Watch where you are going lah!!! Are you BLIND???!!!
Fren: I said I was sorry, right?
Woman: (While shaking her wobbly arms and exposing her "Christmas ornaments" on her arms). Excuse me???? Do you know that I'm a DATIN????!!!!
Fren: (Fuming and beh tahan liao) SO WHAT????!!!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU ARE DATIN OR NOT!!! EHHH, KO BERAK KUAR TAIK JUGAK TAU!!!!! PERASAN!!!!!
Woman: (Walked away red faced)
So, my dear friends, the moral of the story is.... DATINS ALSO BERAK TAIK JUGAK!!!!!!!! WAKAKKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!!
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ROTFL. kenot hv human contact niaaa... skin sensitive~
Oli: Ya lor... imagine that!
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